Swat called in due to rifle...o wait its an umbrella

This is what a rifle looks like

This is what an umbrella looks like

How do you fuck that up? Today the SWAT team was called in because someone said they saw a person with a rifle....turns out it was an umbrella.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2011/04/burlington_mall.html

I wonder what the cost to tax payers is because some moron doesn't know the difference between a rifle and an umbrella is.

UPDATE

This is what it actually looked like. Rifle no way, samurai sword on the other hand....